Typical Msn Conversations

The Time Has Come To Have A Rant..............

For anyone who talks on msn knows of the compulsery few questions which MUST be asked before proceeding to the valuable content which msn "reveals"

Depending on the message recipient of course

If you're talkin to some annoyin brother of your cousins friend then a bare hello and u will be shuttin away that conversation

But if you're talkin to a bloody hot yoke u will bare through the monotonous slang of "any news?" "no? U?" and so on and on and etc

But then you arrive at the pinical point of no return

If this bird is one who doesnt like to type she tends to hang bac after rephrasing "Ne craic" a million times to a constant stream of "Nope wat about urself" while ur actually sayin "Come on and talk about something decent", you have to step up to the task and delve into the really good conversation

Unfortunately if you dont most end at "How u?" with a response of "alrite " think such a statement would be followed with a list of events, exciting news and other interesting phenomenons on which we thrive. BUT NO a blank dull "suchansuch says: alrite" stares at you for the remainder of the night

Of course theres conversations that dont make it that far

Girls that either have no fingers or there keyboard is on strike

U get maybe 2 lines into the conversation and ................

NOTHING

after about 15 mins the notice box on the lower right shows that they in fact have jus signed in...

With vigour you return to the conversation and the same thing ...

Everytime she returns her comment is "ewwwww i hate my computer" and "my connection is sooooo bad"

You cant help thinking that she just couldnt be arsed talkin to you

Others this doesnt apply to, their fingers are supersonic and write cyber essays in 3-5 seconds

although this is chronic stereotyping I think these characters can be seen in everyday msn "life"

Urs

N.E.W.K